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The official all-purpose trolling bogan scum thread
- Thread starter MrCelery
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MagpieMariner
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Oh yes, special!
And one of them a penalty.
I dug this one up from season 1 I think... plus a few minor updates...
The region
Newcastle is located off the end of the F3, north of Sydney and the picturesque Central Coast. It is quite possibly the smelliest city in the world, with Rotorua a close second.
The locals are known as "The Scum", and are known for their bogan-like appearance and habit of spitting on people.
They are also quite poor, so don't go waving your cash around, or before you know it the locals will be all over you like Nathan Tinkler on a baked ham.
Where to stay
For interstate travelers and those wanting to stay a bit longer, you can't go past Newcastle's top rated hotel, the Iwoodengo Inn.
Having just re-opened after being closed down for a murder investigation and renovations, the place is looking better than ever! As a side note, the hotel owner was cleared of all charges (If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!).
The hotel features include a bed in almost every room, a bar with wine sold by the cask, and a smokes machine.
Where to eat
When it comes to dining out in Newcastle, we strongly recommend Newcastle's finest restaurant, La Vatory.
The menu is made up of only the best frozen hot dogs and pies, prepared by Newcastle's number one apprentice chef (or his mum on Tuesdays and Thursdays, as he is in TAFE). As is customary in Newcastle, cutlery is not used.
Football
Most likely the only reason for anyone to travel to Newcastle, apart from going to the airport to get the hell out of there, is to watch the Newcastle Jets lose.
Newcastle supporters are known as the "Squadron", and the majority of them are direct relations. The squadron is known for their extremely poor financial status, although they do have an oversupply of coins (from hanging out at bus stops and train stations, asking people for spare change), which they proudly show off by throwing at oppositions players and fans.
They have been known to consider shoes a luxury item, and also proudly show off by waving them around above their heads throughout the game.
Top Tips for Travelers
The region
Newcastle is located off the end of the F3, north of Sydney and the picturesque Central Coast. It is quite possibly the smelliest city in the world, with Rotorua a close second.
The locals are known as "The Scum", and are known for their bogan-like appearance and habit of spitting on people.
They are also quite poor, so don't go waving your cash around, or before you know it the locals will be all over you like Nathan Tinkler on a baked ham.
Where to stay
For interstate travelers and those wanting to stay a bit longer, you can't go past Newcastle's top rated hotel, the Iwoodengo Inn.
Having just re-opened after being closed down for a murder investigation and renovations, the place is looking better than ever! As a side note, the hotel owner was cleared of all charges (If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!).
The hotel features include a bed in almost every room, a bar with wine sold by the cask, and a smokes machine.
Where to eat
When it comes to dining out in Newcastle, we strongly recommend Newcastle's finest restaurant, La Vatory.
The menu is made up of only the best frozen hot dogs and pies, prepared by Newcastle's number one apprentice chef (or his mum on Tuesdays and Thursdays, as he is in TAFE). As is customary in Newcastle, cutlery is not used.
Football
Most likely the only reason for anyone to travel to Newcastle, apart from going to the airport to get the hell out of there, is to watch the Newcastle Jets lose.
Newcastle supporters are known as the "Squadron", and the majority of them are direct relations. The squadron is known for their extremely poor financial status, although they do have an oversupply of coins (from hanging out at bus stops and train stations, asking people for spare change), which they proudly show off by throwing at oppositions players and fans.
They have been known to consider shoes a luxury item, and also proudly show off by waving them around above their heads throughout the game.
Top Tips for Travelers
- Pack a photocopy of your airline tickets, credit cards and any other documents that would be impossible or inconvenient to replace if stolen.
- Keep a list, separate from your wallet, of contact numbers to report lost credit cards.
- Carry your valuables in a money belt and leave your expensive jewelry at home.
- If you are driving in the area, keep your car doors and windows locked - at all times!
finally retired
Well-Known Member
I have 3 Sydney fans coming up to watch this game (their request, not mine)....'cos they think we are playing exciting football 
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style_cafe
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Wombat
Well-Known Member
just another day in windale
Can't be windale....the sign was spelt right!
Wombat
Well-Known Member
I've had a few run ins with the Scummers over the years and a few of them have been close to fisticuffs (due to their inability to handle alcohol and my dislike of mouthy retards) but I actually find them less obnoxious up there. Drooling and retarded yes, but once they realize your not from the dole office enquiring about multiple cheques, they smile and shuffle off.
The gobby 16 yo wannabes that come to Gosford seam to swap their brains for goon bags at Swansea on the way down and really are annoying and far worsed behaved.
Still I guess any day trip away from Newcastle can cause brainless youth to get slightly carried away and if your 29yo mum is messed up on Kronic and Daddy is still 2 years away from day release....you are really not going to be ably equipped to showcase all that's great with the Hunter.
Still, hear is hoping a good flogging on the pitch keeps the bogan scum subdued and slightly less moronic than usual.
The gobby 16 yo wannabes that come to Gosford seam to swap their brains for goon bags at Swansea on the way down and really are annoying and far worsed behaved.
Still I guess any day trip away from Newcastle can cause brainless youth to get slightly carried away and if your 29yo mum is messed up on Kronic and Daddy is still 2 years away from day release....you are really not going to be ably equipped to showcase all that's great with the Hunter.
Still, hear is hoping a good flogging on the pitch keeps the bogan scum subdued and slightly less moronic than usual.
MrCelery
Well-Known Member
Nailed it!
When the scum visit you get the feeling that they like the idea of a good thumping. A fast way for them to get off the dole and onto a disability pension I suppose.
Capn Gus Bloodbeard
Well-Known Member
DERBY DAY!!!!!!!!!!
Julz
Active Member
Brilliant opportunism!:
Very funny lol
Capn Gus Bloodbeard
Well-Known Member
YEEHAA!! GO YOU GOOD THING!!
Great setup by Ibini for that 2nd goal.
Shame it wasn't a bigger crowd, but I guess figures are down all round...
Great setup by Ibini for that 2nd goal.
Shame it wasn't a bigger crowd, but I guess figures are down all round...
Capn Gus Bloodbeard
Well-Known Member
Ripper - this now puts CCM equal first with the roar, 2nd only on goal difference. Beauty!!!
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