Next week should be a cracker of a game, as the mighty in-form Mariners take on the somewhat lucky bogan scum Jets and their travelling fans - the Squadrunts. So what better than a few bogan jokes to get things started: Q: How do you know if you're a Newcastle Jets bogan? A: You let your 15-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. Q. Two bogan Jets supporters jump off a cliff at the same time to see who'll land first. One is fat and one is skinny. Who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a Jets bogan use as protection during sex? A. The bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30-year-old female Jets supporter? A. Grandma. Q. Why did the Jets bogan cross the road? A. To steal your hubcaps Q. What do you call a Newcastle Jets girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. Two bogan Jets supporters are in a car without any music, who is driving? A. The policeman. Q. What's the difference between a bogan Jets boy supporter and a bogan Jets girl? A. The girl has the higher sperm count. Q. Why wasn't Jesus born in Newcastle? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.