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The official all-purpose trolling bogan scum thread

MrCelery

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Next week should be a cracker of a game, as the mighty in-form Mariners take on the somewhat lucky bogan scum Jets and their travelling fans - the Squadrunts.

So what better than a few bogan jokes to get things started:

Q: How do you know if you're a Newcastle Jets bogan?
A: You let your 15-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

Q. Two bogan Jets supporters jump off a cliff at the same time to see who'll land first. One is fat and one is skinny. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a Jets bogan use as protection during sex?
A. The bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30-year-old female Jets supporter?
A. Grandma.

Q. Why did the Jets bogan cross the road?
A. To steal your hubcaps

Q. What do you call a Newcastle Jets girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. Two bogan Jets supporters are in a car without any music, who is driving?
A. The policeman.

Q. What's the difference between a bogan Jets boy supporter and a bogan Jets girl?
A. The girl has the higher sperm count.

Q. Why wasn't Jesus born in Newcastle?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
 

Roy Law

Well-Known Member
And BTW the site has highlights for free (they are random, they don't always how the Mariners) but the Adelaide win is on there
 

furns

New Member
shite regurgitated jokes aside, this saturday will be keenly contested by two in-form teams.

Bring it on.

We also look forward to doubling your attendance for this game ;)
 

dibo

Well-Known Member
this saturday will be keenly contested by two in-form teams.

Bring it on.

Yep - should be a belter. Jeremy Brockie in particular is in stunning form, I'm looking forward to seeing how he goes against Josh Rose. Griffiths will have a harder time against Wilkinson and Zwaanswijk than he's had of late though. I wil be breaking out the popcorn for another visit by Ruben Zadkovich, and would implore everyone in the northern end to take appropriate protective wear.

shite regurgitated jokes aside...

...We also look forward to doubling your attendance for this game ;)

...and halving the average IQ.
 

furns

New Member
Yep - should be a belter. Jeremy Brockie in particular is in stunning form, I'm looking forward to seeing how he goes against Josh Rose. Griffiths will have a harder time against Wilkinson and Zwaanswijk than he's had of late though. I wil be breaking out the popcorn for another visit by Ruben Zadkovich, and would implore everyone in the northern end to take appropriate protective wear.
I wouldnt worry about that, with the low rake of the stands behind the goals, the ball will probably end up on platform 1 at the station.
Or in the bay at the other end.

...and halving the average IQ.
just couldnt help yourself huh? :rolleyes:
 

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