The official all-purpose trolling bogan scum thread

[LFCMariners]

I might stroll over to the Scummers Fan Forum. Should be fun reading tonight.

Let us all know if it's worth a visit...

 

[FFC Mariner]

It's wonderful

 

[true believer]

We lost the spoon.
We lost the spoon
Jets won the spoon
jets won the spoon

F'n gold

 

[sydmariner]

No matter how shit we are the Jets will ALLWAYS be worse.

 

[Forum Phoenix]

No matter how shit we are the Jets will ALLWAYS be worse.

Except for last year.

 

[mick]

Jets coach gone. Wonder who will take his place

 

[pjennings]

Sunday, 16 April 2017 -
@NewcastleJetsFC

Newcastle Jets can advise that the Club has today parted ways with Head Coach Mark Jones, effective immediately.
Jones was appointed as Head Coach of the Club in September 2016, however after finishing bottom of the Hyundai A-League standings this campaign the Club’s ownership and senior management will make a fresh appointment for the 2017/18 season.

The Club will commence its 2017 pre-season in late June. It is intended that a new Head Coach will be in place before this time.

Currently no changes have been made to the Club’s other coaching and football support staff.

Senior Assistant Coach Clayton Zane will oversee training over the coming weeks before the playing group breaks for their annual leave in early May.

The Club thanks Jones for his efforts throughout the Hyundai A-League 2016/17 season and wishes him well for the future. - See more at: http://www.newcastlejets.com.au/art...y2x8hbvlzr11678sxiq2k4h9#sthash.bq03eZwG.dpuf

 

[FFC Mariner]

Knifed by Zane? Their dressing room has been toxic for a few years now. Keeping the backroom staff is a bad idea.

Jones was loathed as he was perceived as Lawries mate and a de facto Coastie.

 

[Forum Phoenix]

Roy as a serial headbutter is a good 'newy' signing - but they have so many other problems. Such a basket case - really do seem to have lost all sense of who they are/were.

Lawrie needs to get them to remember their glory days...

Change the strip back to poo gold.
Hire a delusional green grocer to run then.
Find the biggest wankas in the SouthernHemisphere and give them a jersey.
Pay 5000 bogans to jump around for 90 minutes every home game.
And start paying bonuses in mangoes once again.

Build it... and they will come Lawrie.

 

[Blackadder]

Jets coach gone. Wonder who will take his place

Have seen some scummers linking the departure of Kewell from Watford, as a sign he is come to Newcastle.

 

[pjennings]

He is building his permanent Academy in Victory

 

[sydmariner]

From Wiki

 

[Wombat]

From Wiki
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Shouldn't that say at the end of "every" season?

 

[sydmariner]

yes

 

[Capn Gus Bloodbeard]

In a massive disruption the league and something that will no doubt be highly detrimental to future TV deals, and with repercussions likely to be felt throughout the next decade, the Squadrunts have said that their mums won't let them come out to play anymore:

http://www.newcastlefootball.net/ho...the-squadron-withdrawing-from-active-support/

In all seriousness though, I remember even the Marinators suffered when these policies first came into place. A combination of FFA not understanding the sport they administer, and security guards and police constantly somehow placing football supporters above ISIS on the threat list.

 

[FFC Mariner]

The kiddie klub walked away 2 seasons ago, then they formed their hardcore firm (until the leader got banned). Now they have nothing.

Long may it continue

 

[MrCelery]

C'mon, they've only quit so that they can save money to fund their (pick one):

1) Unwanted pregnancy
2) Ice habit
3) Fluffy dice
4) Telegraph subscription
5) Cash Converters repayments
6) Newcastle Knights tickets
7) Ugg boots
8) Flannelette shirt
9) Tattoos

 

[sydmariner]

C'mon, they've only quit so that they can save money to fund their (pick one):

1) Unwanted pregnancy
2) Ice habit
3) Fluffy dice
4) Telegraph subscription
5) Cash Converters repayments
6) Newcastle Knights tickets
7) Ugg boots
8) Flannelette shirt
9) Tattoos

it looks like the bonfire worked lol

 

[MrCelery]

 

[Wombat]

LOL.
Love the Yellow Plastic chains. I used to work for a company that sold fake 9ct gold chains on a roll. You would buy it buy the inch. Maybe $9.95 per inch. Very popular in Newcastle and Wollongong.
And dont those boys just move like Newy Bogans......real white boy rhythm!