Big Things (Danny in the KFC ad and how crap KFC Wyoming is)

[deano]

It's also the customer service at the counter. I swear no one has EVER been refused a job at KFC, even the ones that just scribble in crayon on the application form. The management just look at it and say "well the applicant does display basic motor functions and it does kind of look like a kitty.....you're hired". Example The one at Bay Village, i have no real issues with the food but i was ordering a toasted twister the other day so it took a little while. The problem was the girl, Usually at other stores you will get a "please wait at the side till your order is ready". In this case after 5 minutes she nervously pipes up with "can i serve someone else", my response was jokingly "i dont know can you" and she looked like she was going to cry. I dont know what she was so afraid of, It was like she thought i was going to scream NOOOOOO then rip her heart out of her chest so she can watch it beat until she loses conciousness. Im just dont think im that scary a guy.

 

[Paolo]

Next time you get a peek into a KFC kitchen, just think what Gordon Ramsay would have to say about it...

something like this probably...YOUR F****N JOKIN, THATS THE DOGS F****N BOLLOCKS , YOU STUPID LITTLE F****N A***HOLE ^%$#@#$%%$%&^((&&^**^^^%%>>>shhhiiitttt

You forgot the part where he always puts his face in his hands and says "f**kING HELL", also you have to slap hands together saying "fresh f**king produce"

 

[~Floss~]

My other pet hate is that the drive-thru menu is at the speaker, not where you can read it
while you're waiting in line for the person in front to make a decision.

 

[tsd]

thats so funny, i thought it was me being really unlucky EVERY time i go there!  i live at narara and drive out to tuggerah every time the dirty bird calls my name!

but in all seriousness, wyoming is easily the worst KFC ive ever been to... and ive been to "King of Fatty Cancers" all around the county

 

[marinermick]

thats so funny, i thought it was me being really unlucky EVERY time i go there!  i live at narara and drive out to tuggerah every time the dirty bird calls my name!

but in all seriousness, wyoming is easily the worst KFC ive ever been to... and ive been to "King of Fatty Cancers" all around the county

new facebook group to tell your horror stories about KFC Wyoming

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=17907526813

 

[brett]

It's also the customer service at the counter. I swear no one has EVER been refused a job at KFC, even the ones that just scribble in crayon on the application form. The management just look at it and say "well the applicant does display basic motor functions and it does kind of look like a kitty.....you're hired". Example The one at Bay Village, i have no real issues with the food but i was ordering a toasted twister the other day so it took a little while. The problem was the girl, Usually at other stores you will get a "please wait at the side till your order is ready". In this case after 5 minutes she nervously pipes up with "can i serve someone else", my response was jokingly "i dont know can you" and she looked like she was going to cry. I dont know what she was so afraid of, It was like she thought i was going to scream NOOOOOO then rip her heart out of her chest so she can watch it beat until she loses conciousness. Im just dont think im that scary a guy.

Welcome to Gen Z. Any actual face to face interaction with other humanoids is highly uncouth. Telling the world their deepest darkest fears via a myspace bulletin is done without a second thought, but telling someone to 'please move to the side' is....well....probably what's in her myspace bulletin.

What is the ad for?  The only KFC ad i've noticed lately is the one where the Inghams truck pulls up and the girl says the chicken is delivered fresh daily, and she knows, she's the chef.

This ad that Alicia mentions really frazzles me. It seems like they really carefully worded it that the chicken is 'delivered' fresh daily. Sure, it's fresh when you deliver it, but what about when you cook it a week later?

 

[Don]

no i live in emerton kfc there is dripping with fat
disgusting

 

[Paolo]

no i live in emerton kfc there is dripping with fat
disgusting

and that makes it any different then other KFC's?

 

[T]

Its a well known fact that if 2 people apply for a job, both the same age and qualifications, one having worked at McDonalds and one at KFC, the person who worked at McDonalds will get the job over the one that worked at KFC....

 

[thomas477]

Why?

 

[T]

Why?

Better training.... better customer service and they have higher hiring standards.

 

[thomas477]

Ok.

And on the FF theme, when i went to japan last year, i went to maccas once and the burger LOOKED LIKE THE PICTURE!!!

 

[marinermick]

Why?

Better training.... better customer service and they have higher hiring standards.

the training at maccas make their customer service far superior

they teach excellent skills that transpire to other workforces when emplyees move on

though i think they are strating to slip at the mccafe sections where the skill level and therefore the training needs to be higher

 

[loyalist]

just saw this ad
its all class
gotta love our danny

 

[nero]

Jesmond KFC is the seedest. I don't think I have eaten a hot chip ever from there. The floors are always dirty and the staff are huge

 

[Revilo]

So... Aloi$i left us for big things, which happened to be some lame, budget anti-dandruff add.

Turns out things are bigger here at Mariners HQ - Has any one noticed Danny Vukovic in the latest KFC advertisement?

Good stuff Danny - good to see your career bouncing back after the high five!

If I'm thinking of the same ad, I thought it was the journalist on Home & Away??

 

[Paolo]

u must be thinking of the wrong ad, this one is definately danny

 

[tyson]

yeah, do you even know what danny vukovic looks like?

i have him on facebook, and i can guarantee that that is him. his voice has been affected due to studio tricks to make his voice clearer. its a bit higher.

who watches home and away anyway?

 

[blakus]

So... Aloi$i left us for big things, which happened to be some lame, budget anti-dandruff add.

Turns out things are bigger here at Mariners HQ - Has any one noticed Danny Vukovic in the latest KFC advertisement?

Good stuff Danny - good to see your career bouncing back after the high five!

If I'm thinking of the same ad, I thought it was the journalist on Home & Away??

you're right it is the journo from home and away. Looks almost identical to danny.

 

[loyalist]

So... Aloi$i left us for big things, which happened to be some lame, budget anti-dandruff add.

Turns out things are bigger here at Mariners HQ - Has any one noticed Danny Vukovic in the latest KFC advertisement?

Good stuff Danny - good to see your career bouncing back after the high five!

If I'm thinking of the same ad, I thought it was the journalist on Home & Away??

you're right it is the journo from home and away. Looks almost identical to danny.

I think you'll find its in fact danny vukovic, theres some media article somewhere in which he talks about his upcoming KFC commercials (think it was 4-4-2)