Auburn Mariner
Well-Known Member
Auburn's bold tips:
1. Barack Obama wins, even gaining Arizona (where McCain is from) and the patron state of shooting stuff, New Mexico
2. Fox News, News Ltd in Australia and EVERY conservative paper in the WORLD sticks it to Obama for 4 years STRAIGHT
3. Sadly, some redneck neanderthal (are you reading this, KKK Klukker Mother F___rs) takes a genuine potshot at Obama, at a guess at an open-air proceedings in Birmingham, Jackson or rural West Virginia
4. Obama survives, making him an instant hero
5. The Republicans, desperate as they are, choose the Governor of Alaska, Mrs Sarah Palin, as their Presidential Nominee for the 2012 election, despite getting HAMMERED by the Democrats at the 2010 Congressional & Senatorial elections. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is chosen as her V-P running mate
6. Obama gets the Yanks out of Iraq
7. Bill O'Reilly gets sacked for racially abusing Obama on "The Factor"
8. Bill O'Reilly gets reinstated by Rupert 24 hours later, proving that America is just F___ed
9. Tiger Woods is groomed as the Presidential nominee for the Dems in 2016
10. Osama dies, followed by mass mourning and the emergence of the extraordinarily dangerous quinella of the Prime Minister of Iran AND Kim Jong-Il.
CNN will be FASCINATING tomorrow. Youngsters, sit back and watch history unfold. The rest, hold your breath, we will have an Afro-American President-elect at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in 36 hours.
1. Barack Obama wins, even gaining Arizona (where McCain is from) and the patron state of shooting stuff, New Mexico
2. Fox News, News Ltd in Australia and EVERY conservative paper in the WORLD sticks it to Obama for 4 years STRAIGHT
3. Sadly, some redneck neanderthal (are you reading this, KKK Klukker Mother F___rs) takes a genuine potshot at Obama, at a guess at an open-air proceedings in Birmingham, Jackson or rural West Virginia
4. Obama survives, making him an instant hero
5. The Republicans, desperate as they are, choose the Governor of Alaska, Mrs Sarah Palin, as their Presidential Nominee for the 2012 election, despite getting HAMMERED by the Democrats at the 2010 Congressional & Senatorial elections. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is chosen as her V-P running mate
6. Obama gets the Yanks out of Iraq
7. Bill O'Reilly gets sacked for racially abusing Obama on "The Factor"
8. Bill O'Reilly gets reinstated by Rupert 24 hours later, proving that America is just F___ed
9. Tiger Woods is groomed as the Presidential nominee for the Dems in 2016
10. Osama dies, followed by mass mourning and the emergence of the extraordinarily dangerous quinella of the Prime Minister of Iran AND Kim Jong-Il.
CNN will be FASCINATING tomorrow. Youngsters, sit back and watch history unfold. The rest, hold your breath, we will have an Afro-American President-elect at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in 36 hours.