Mariners Squad 2023/2024

[Hello Sailor]

People have said "except Adrian" all my life.

I had to correct Adrain to Adrian, I guess you copped that too.

 

[Stuartmcateer]

Here you go Dave. Try some of these out

"Mass Departure Alert: Mariners Stars Set Sail for New Horizons!"

"Shocking Wave of Exits Rocks Central Coast Mariners: Who's Leaving Next?"

"Unraveling the Mariners: The Inside Scoop on the Club's Unprecedented Player Exodus!"

"Central Coast in Crisis? Inside the Mariners' Stunning Player Walkout!"

"Breaking: Central Coast Mariners Hit by Shocking Squad Shake-Up!"

"From Coast to Chaos: The Exodus that Left Mariners Adrift!"

"Why Are Mariners Jumping Ship? Exclusive Insights into the Mass Exodus!"

"Central Coast Mariners' Exodus: Strategic Move or Sinking Ship?"

"The Great Mariners Bail-Out: What's Behind the Sudden Player Exodus?"

"Mariners Meltdown: The Real Reason Behind the Star Players' Departure!"

It's a numbers game.

Swipe right enough and you will eventually get a match??‍♂️

 

[Allreet?]

I had to correct Adrain to Adrian, I guess you copped that too.

Constantly.

The first time was on the invitation to my oldest friend's 7th birthday party.

 

[BaysideMariner]

Here you go Dave. Try some of these out

"Mass Departure Alert: Mariners Stars Set Sail for New Horizons!"

"Shocking Wave of Exits Rocks Central Coast Mariners: Who's Leaving Next?"

"Unraveling the Mariners: The Inside Scoop on the Club's Unprecedented Player Exodus!"

"Central Coast in Crisis? Inside the Mariners' Stunning Player Walkout!"

"Breaking: Central Coast Mariners Hit by Shocking Squad Shake-Up!"

"From Coast to Chaos: The Exodus that Left Mariners Adrift!"

"Why Are Mariners Jumping Ship? Exclusive Insights into the Mass Exodus!"

"Central Coast Mariners' Exodus: Strategic Move or Sinking Ship?"

"The Great Mariners Bail-Out: What's Behind the Sudden Player Exodus?"

"Mariners Meltdown: The Real Reason Behind the Star Players' Departure!"

You should write for The Sun newspaper ???

 

[Insertnamehere]

He can't be all bad. He just used the words "festering discord" talking about the Wanderers under Rudan.

ChatGPT used the words I expect.

 

[Insertnamehere]

Constantly.

The first time was on the invitation to my oldest friend's 7th birthday party.

What about adriaaaaaan! In a slurred Italian English accent?

 

[true believer]

God I hope this isn't true.

Nizzy has out grown the Aleague, it's a waste of his talent to move to another aleague club.

The problem is nizzy cant get a look in for australia .
He is at an age where he has to take the money .
It's bullshit , but it is what it is

 

[Allreet?]

What about adriaaaaaan! In a slurred Italian English accent?

Oh yes. Always a delight.

Tend to hear that on the football pitch.

 

[Wombat]

I wonder who will wear the captains armband next season?

Has to be Kaltak.

 

[priorpeter]

He can't be all bad. He just used the words "festering discord" talking about the Wanderers under Rudan.

In an article that actually included direct quotes from someone named in the article. I wonder if that’s the most effort he’s actually ever put into a piece of writing tbh.

 

[style_cafe]

Constantly.

The first time was on the invitation to my oldest friend's 7th birthday party.

That reads like you don`t keep friends for long...

 

[Coastalraider]

Has to be Kaltak.

Vuka. Rumour has it we are recruiting a keeper coach and he will do another lap.

 

[priorpeter]

Vuka. Rumour has it we are recruiting a keeper coach and he will do another lap.

It’s not off the table!

 

[Allreet?]

That reads like you don`t keep friends for long...

We're still friends, but he's never learned to spell my name.

That's OK - neither does my mother.

 

[some guy]

Farrell out of Olyroos squad with injury (presumably knee). Any word on what the diagnosis is? Playing it safe or time on the sidelines?

 

[Insertnamehere]

Farrell out of Olyroos squad with injury (presumably knee). Any word on what the diagnosis is? Playing it safe or time on the sidelines?

Non window tournament. Use any excuse to keep him out?

 

[Corsair]

Here you go Dave. Try some of these out

"Mass Departure Alert: Mariners Stars Set Sail for New Horizons!"

"Shocking Wave of Exits Rocks Central Coast Mariners: Who's Leaving Next?"

"Unraveling the Mariners: The Inside Scoop on the Club's Unprecedented Player Exodus!"

"Central Coast in Crisis? Inside the Mariners' Stunning Player Walkout!"

"Breaking: Central Coast Mariners Hit by Shocking Squad Shake-Up!"

"From Coast to Chaos: The Exodus that Left Mariners Adrift!"

"Why Are Mariners Jumping Ship? Exclusive Insights into the Mass Exodus!"

"Central Coast Mariners' Exodus: Strategic Move or Sinking Ship?"

"The Great Mariners Bail-Out: What's Behind the Sudden Player Exodus?"

"Mariners Meltdown: The Real Reason Behind the Star Players' Departure!"

The Mariners are trying this one neat trick to recruit more players

 

[Insertnamehere]

The Mariners are trying this one neat trick to recruit more players

The Mariners are doing this thing that drives other teams wild

 

[Spacks]

gonna be an interesting off season, if balard and nizzy end up sold.

Steeley, Di Pizio and Tappy to slot in as like for like replacements?

 

[some guy]

gonna be an interesting off season, if balard and nizzy end up sold.

Steeley, Di Pizio and Tappy to slot in as like for like replacements?

Not sold on Steele or MDP as starters yet. Worth looking elsewhere for a CM if we loose both Max and Niz I think, they’ve been such a big part of our success that we’d need to replace them well.