I hate football!!!

[MrCelery]

I am a total nervous wreck after the past few weeks, and in the countdown to the scum\squadrunts visit. This football malarkey is giving me heart problems, I'm sure of it.

Please, please, please players, ease my agony with three points!

I'll be bringing my Jest-loving brother down to the game, so I dread the trip back if they pinch any points off us.

Praying for another dose of that 16 November 2005 feeling on Saturday.

 

[Atomic]

A friend of mine is having a 30th birthday party in Newcastle on Saturday night. I've sent my apologies because there is no way on Earth that I'm going to miss the game.  Her boyfriend is a Sqadrunt. He can't come down because he can't get out of going to his girlfirend's birthday party - so we are 1 up on them already! 

 

[FFC Mariner]

Got 2 virgins coming on Sat night

My real problem is trying to work out the best set(s) of results to:-

a) Ensure we are minor prems (win next 2 games)

b) Set up the Troll FC v Tards game as a must win for both sides

c) Seeing Troll FC miss out on semi's by something horrible like 1 goal scored

 

[rosko]

My Mrs is longer being spoken to... She organised a dinner for Saturday WTF........ 

 

[Andy]

A friend of mine is having a 30th birthday party in Newcastle on Saturday night. I've sent my apologies because there is no way on Earth that I'm going to miss the game.  Her boyfriend is a Sqadrunt. He can't get come down because he can't get out of going to his girlfirend's birthday party - so we are 1 up on them already! 

I have my brother's 21st birthday arty so I will have to watch one of our biggest ever games on TV instead.

 

[Tassiemariner]

I have a friends 16th party on so ill be watching via text updates. 

Why does everyone have stuff on sat night?? bring back the annoying 5pm sunday game.

 

[dru]

< Laughing at those unable to come to the derby match >. No commitment you lot, like family compares to the mariners. I'm flying down from Brisbane for this game, ditch the blood family and join the 15k or so real brothers and sisters. 

verhead:

 

[fish]

Lets be fair dinkum here

Its the f**kin Jets what else is there to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leave the missus ,apologise to the family maybe even give the dog a kick on the way out but FFS no excuses

 

[Tassiemariner]

I can't apologize to everyone in the family, I'd have too see everybody in tassie then 

 

[Rowdy]

Just get your arse to the game  , as long as you apologize to ya mum, you'll be alright 

Actually you'd better apologize to your sister as well   

 

[serious14]

What is with these "excuses"??  This is the biggest home game in our history.  Bar none.  The thought that some of you are even contemplating entertaining the notion that you won't make it to this game is COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY UN.  FREAKING.  ACCEPTABLE.  End of story.  NOW FIRE THE FARK UP AND MAKE SURE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, AS WELL AS AS MANY AS YOU CAN DRAG ALONG, MAKE IT TO THIS GAME!!!!!   

 

If you're lucky enough to have a football loving missus like I do, bring her along!!!!  If your missus doesn't like football, view this as an opportunity to introduce her to it.  If you're stuck with the kids for the night, BRING THEM ALONG!!!!  If you've got 'dinners' or 'functions' or whatever to go to, ROCK UP FASHIONABLY LATE!!!!

FIRE THE FARKIN' FARK UP FARKIN'!!!!!    BE THERE!!!!     

 

[priorpeter]

my car broke down, my cat died, i broke my leg, i shot my hand with a staple-gun, it's me and my gf's 1 year anniversary, i'm supposed to be flying to the bahamas on saturday, i've already got concert tickets for sat night, im working, i have to play a gig, i lost my job so i have no money, i'll be in jail, i have some sort of mysterious illness which has sapped ALL my energy, it's my sister's wedding,AND it's my 2nd cousin's great aunt's half-brother's bird's birthday... but ill be there!!!    

 

[Bex]

I haven't decided yet....... 

 

[Deej]

If it were me I'd be telling friends/family not to expect me at the party until at least 9:30pm, what a shit excuse lol, let's all hope you guys miss 1 of our finest wins of the year!

I wish Sydney vs QLD was on the Friday, would be nice to see the result of that game before ours!

 

[FFC Mariner]

Alternatively, if we are 4 points clear by the time they play, the pressure on both sodes will be immense.

Hopefully leading to a dull draw or massive brain explosion from someone

 

[brett]

Football can make you feel so bad only because it can make you feel so good! It's all relative!

Let the good times roll.

As for the excuses...there is only one: "Sorry, I can't, the Mariners are on."

 

[Bex]

As it turns out, my better half Leigh had invited a friend over for dinner. Leigh actually volunteered to cancel the dinner and come to the football with me as soon as I told her we had a home game against the scum. What a women!

 

[brett]

What a women!

Your better half is a 'women'? Must be fun in the bedroom!

 

[rosko]

Thats a keeper you have there Bex... I'll swap ya... I'm working on trading mine in...  ;D

 

[Sean]

let me just say that if youre luck is like mine and you miss such a fixture, it will end up being debated as one of the best games in football history in Australia.

enjoy your 16th, 21st, 30th, but for god sake, do not go through the game via text msgs it will be  the longest 90 minutes of your life. watch the game on fox at the least.