"I for one welcome our insect overlords" - The Politics Thread

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  1. true believer

    true believer Well-Known Member

    we do .our kids don't
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  2. pjennings

    pjennings Well-Known Member

    Morrison (with arm around him) states Turnbull is My Leader while working the numbers against him.
    Morrison endorses Trump one day. Next day impeachment proceedings announced.

    Don't be Morrison's mate. He is the kiss of death
  3. pjennings

    pjennings Well-Known Member

    Greta Wins Over Australian Media By Yelling Racist Taunts While Wearing Collingwood Scarf


    US President Donald has taken a subtle jab at Swedish student activist, Greta Thunberg, just hours after her deeply emotional address to world leaders at the United Nations Climate Action Summit in New York.

    Ms Thunberg gave a powerful speech on Monday at the summit in which she accused world leaders of ignoring climate change.

    Tears streamed down the 16-year-old’s face as she chided them with the repeated phrase, “How dare you”, in an emotional appeal for action, which has since been ridiculed by conservative media as an example of a delusional little brat being triggered lol.

    Mr Trump later shared a video of her speech on Twitter and appeared to join in on the pile on.

    “She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So Nice to see!” he wrote above a video of a visibly distressed Ms Thunberg.

    But while Greta Thunberg is now viewed as the arch-nemesis to climate skeptic baby boomers around the world, she has had at least one win – winning over the conservative Murdoch newspapers in Australia.

    The 16-year-old appears to have done her research into how to best garner the support of our nation’s media, and did her best to emulate the last teenage girl to make headlines in Australia for a controversial tirade that hurt a lot of peoples feelings.

    By wearing a Collingwood scarf and yelling racist taunts at a Brownlow-winning AFL superstar, Greta Thunberg has immediately found herself completely shielded from criticism – as the Herald Sun and Australian talkback radio rushes to defend her.

    “How dare Donald Trump publicly shame a teenage girl just trying to enjoy the UN summit. She didn’t know what she was saying” wrote conservative collumnist Andrew Bolt, in his most recent 200 word thought-bubble for the Herald Sun today.

    Radio host Alan Jones has also come out in defence of Greta Thunberg, ever since he learnt about her very public act of bigotry.

    “That is no way to treat a teenage girl” said Jones.

    “Donald Trump needs to stop the aggressive handshakes. People don’t like it”

    Crowds of Victorian and Western Australian bogans have also responded to the Donald Trump’s behaviour by vilifying him online, and booing every time he appears on the screen.

    “DONALD TRUMP IS A FLOG!” wrote one irate social media user with a Fremantle Dockers filter on his Facebook display photo.

    “Donald Trump is a sook. Toughen up prinsess” wrote another.

    “(sic) disgrase full treating a teenage girl like that. He desurves to be booed”

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  4. pjennings

    pjennings Well-Known Member

    Government Approves Grant To Build New Opera House In North Sydney, For Benefit Of Rural Australians
    By The Shovel on February 28, 2020
    The electorate of North Sydney will receive a $300 million grant to build a replica Sydney Opera House on the opposite side of the harbour, in order to make the architectural icon more accessible for regional and remote Australians.

    Announcing the grant, Treasurer Josh Frydenberg said the initiative was about removing barriers for people who didn’t live in Sydney.

    “If you’re from Tamworth or Dubbo, it’s a very long way to Circular Quay. That’s why we’re building another Opera House in the very heart of country NSW – across the bridge in Milsons point”.

    He noted that the new facility would be walking distance from Australia’s largest regional swimming pool –‘The North Sydney Olympic Swimming Pool’ – and rural Australia’s most famous amusement park, Luna Park.

    “Anyone who says that rural Australia misses out on government spending clearly hasn’t been to North Sydney. We’re creating a real regional hub here,” he said.

    The new regional Opera House won’t actually host any live events, but will contain 40,000 female change rooms and a shooting range.

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