Acts of scum stupidity thread

[skilbeck]

Just a thread to document the stupidity of those the the north of us

Ill start

from 442 rumour mill

Leigh Broxham to JETS!!!!!! [RUMOUR]

Leigh Broxham is set to sign with the Newcastle jets. Leigh was never a d-Mid filed be4 The victory and isnt set to be happy as one . The jets are set to sing him and play him more Attaking on the right hand side. He is a good signing for them

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norm of NEWYY!!

FourFourTwo Belief Factor: 4/10 - We can see some words we recognise here, mainly "Broxham" and "Jets" so we'll take a wild guess and suggest it's about him moving there. We don't think so.


Can anyone Translate?

 

[Gopher of Pern]

"Leigh Broxham to JETS!!!!!! [RUMOUR]

Leigh Broxham is set to sign with the Newcastle jets. Leigh was never a D-Mid field before the victory and isnt set to be happy as one . The jets are set to sign him and play him more Attaking on the right hand side. He is a good signing for them. I am a scum bogan troll.

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Cletus of Scumville

I think thats the right translation.....

 

[Kareem]

clearly knocks jedinaks hands prior to reaching hollands, notice how as soon as it hits jedi's hand, its knocked downwards.. as if something had knocked it down.. maybe a ball? not as clear as hollands, but a handball non-the-less

I win!
Thats gotta be more stupid (although their lack of spelling ability is pretty dreadful!)
How on earth Jedinak could have handballed it is beyond me!
I cant possibly think of why anyone would think that and believe it!

 

[skilbeck]

mattsy came up with it to make them feel better because they know they cheated. but lets not get back into this argument

 

[Kareem]

since James Holland is now scum!
I would also like to nominate his acts of stupidity!
1) Ofcourse is playing for Jets...
2) Now unless you have paid off referee- I ask one simple question!!!
Couple of minutes to go until you win GF...surely you would be a bit cautious with hands inside the box??? Why on earth would you risk giving a penalty?
I mean in a parallel universe a penalty would have been awarded- and that would have been 100% Holland's fault.
I just dont get what his hand was doing in the air? Who would risk that?
I personally dont believe he did it on purpose (if he did, then he paid off ref) but it was a careless thing to do that could have and should have cost them the GF!