Songs 'N Chants

Discussion in 'Central Coast Mariners FC' started by Azza-Mataz, Mar 29, 2008.


  1. FFC Mariner

    FFC Mariner Well-Known Member

    For those who asked, the family friendly version of the Allez Allez song is:

    We once conquered the a-league
    But that was long ago
    A bunch of has-been players
    The owner needs to go
    Paul Okon, tony Walmsley
    Add Mulvey to the list
    Fans have given up supporting
    Now we’re just here to take the piss
    Allez allez allez
     
    • Like Like x 3
    • Winner Winner x 1
    • Interesting Interesting x 1
  2. FFC Mariner

    FFC Mariner Well-Known Member

    The actual version:

    We've got a f**kwit owner
    Who wont fund our club
    A bunch of has-been players
    Who just dont give a f**k
    Paul Okon, tony Walmsley
    Add Mulvey to the list
    Fans have given up supporting
    Now we’re just here to take the piss
    Allez allez allez
     
    • Winner Winner x 2
  3. RECKY

    RECKY I'm an idiot savant without the pesky savant bit

    [​IMG]
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
  4. RECKY

    RECKY I'm an idiot savant without the pesky savant bit

    Maybe change our pups to your fans...I dunno, I ain’t no John Lennon when it comes to lyrics
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  5. nebakke

    nebakke Well-Known Member

    Could we borrow one from basketball? Starting with the second half:

    "DE-FENCE!" CLAP CLAP CLAP
    "DE-FENCE!" CLAP CLAP CLAP
    "DE-FENCE!" CLAP CLAP CLAP

    And so on and so forth till full-time...
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
  6. adz

    adz Moderator Staff Member



    Need to have someone smashing an organ (of the piano variety) over the sound system too
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  7. nebakke

    nebakke Well-Known Member

    NOW are getting somewhere! That way we could go through the first half with that whole 'doodoodoodoodoodooooooo - CHAAAAARGE!' as well! ;-)

    ...that works better in my head than in writing
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  8. Josho Howe

    Josho Howe Well-Known Member

    Idea for a chant -

    Tommy is a Dutchy
    He plays in the midfield
    He's got it on a string
    We're marching to a win
    Allez Allez Allez

    Happy for improvements to be made. Might give it a whirl on Sunday.
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
    • Creative Creative x 1
  9. Timmah

    Timmah Well-Known Member

    This is some blind optimism in this chant
     
  10. Josho Howe

    Josho Howe Well-Known Member

    There's about 5 beers in the system by the time the game starts so yes indeed.
     
    • Like Like x 5
  11. priorpeter

    priorpeter Well-Known Member

    We’ve got tommy Hiariej
    He bosses the midfield
    His touch is just like heaven
    His passes are surreal
    With just a flick of his boot
    Splits the defence in half
    But our f**king useless strikers
    Send it way over the bar
    Allez allez allez
     
    • Like Like x 5
  12. dibo

    dibo Well-Known Member

    Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Central Coast!

    Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Mariners!

    Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Hijariej!

    Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Matt Simon!

    Etc.
     
    • Funny Funny x 5
    • Dislike Dislike x 1
  13. FFC Mariner

    FFC Mariner Well-Known Member

    I believe this is your coat Sir
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  14. Coastalraider

    Coastalraider Well-Known Member

    Usian bolt doo doo doo doo doo doo...
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  15. priorpeter

    priorpeter Well-Known Member

    Please no. Please god no.
     
  16. Wombat

    Wombat Well-Known Member

    You and eggy are the boys mate. You decide what we sing.
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  17. midfielder

    midfielder Well-Known Member

    Wonders aloud if somehow this could sang in some form to MC...

     
  18. Antlion

    Antlion Well-Known Member

    Are your back then dibo or just a pop in?

    That song choice is about right for someone with a youngling the age of yours
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  19. Wombat

    Wombat Well-Known Member

    Mulvey is a wanker
    He wears a wanker's hat.
    He wears cor blimey trousers
    and he looks like a f**king twat


    to the tune of My Old Man's a dustman
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
  20. marinermick

    marinermick Well-Known Member

    He drinks
    He bets
    He puts it on the net
    Andrew Hoole, Andrew Hoole
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Meh Meh x 1
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1

Share This Page