Songs 'N Chants

FFC Mariner

Well-Known Member
For those who asked, the family friendly version of the Allez Allez song is:

We once conquered the a-league
But that was long ago
A bunch of has-been players
The owner needs to go
Paul Okon, tony Walmsley
Add Mulvey to the list
Fans have given up supporting
Now we’re just here to take the piss
Allez allez allez
 

FFC Mariner

Well-Known Member
The actual version:

We've got a f**kwit owner
Who wont fund our club
A bunch of has-been players
Who just dont give a f**k
Paul Okon, tony Walmsley
Add Mulvey to the list
Fans have given up supporting
Now we’re just here to take the piss
Allez allez allez
 

RECKY

I'm an idiot savant without the pesky savant bit
Maybe change our pups to your fans...I dunno, I ain’t no John Lennon when it comes to lyrics
 

nebakke

Well-Known Member
Could we borrow one from basketball? Starting with the second half:

"DE-FENCE!" CLAP CLAP CLAP
"DE-FENCE!" CLAP CLAP CLAP
"DE-FENCE!" CLAP CLAP CLAP

And so on and so forth till full-time...
 

adz

Moderator
Staff member

Need to have someone smashing an organ (of the piano variety) over the sound system too
 

nebakke

Well-Known Member

Need to have someone smashing an organ (of the piano variety) over the sound system too
NOW are getting somewhere! That way we could go through the first half with that whole 'doodoodoodoodoodooooooo - CHAAAAARGE!' as well! ;-)

...that works better in my head than in writing
 

Josho Howe

Well-Known Member
Idea for a chant -

Tommy is a Dutchy
He plays in the midfield
He's got it on a string
We're marching to a win
Allez Allez Allez

Happy for improvements to be made. Might give it a whirl on Sunday.
 

dibo

Well-Known Member
Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast!

Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners!

Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej!

Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon!

Etc.
 

priorpeter

Well-Known Member
Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast!

Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners!

Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej!

Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon!

Etc.
Please no. Please god no.
 

Antlion

Well-Known Member
Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast!

Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners!

Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej!

Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon!

Etc.
Are your back then dibo or just a pop in?

That song choice is about right for someone with a youngling the age of yours
 

Wombat

Well-Known Member
Mulvey is a wanker
He wears a wanker's hat.
He wears cor blimey trousers
and he looks like a f**king twat


to the tune of My Old Man's a dustman
 
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