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Jizz In My Pants

loyalist

Well-Known Member
    Lock eyes from across the room
    down my drink while the rhythms boom
    take your hand and skip the names
    no need here for the silly games
    make our way through the smoke and crowd
    the club is the sky and Im on your cloud
    move in close as the lasers fly
    our bodies touch and the angels cry
    leave this place go back to yours
    our lips first touch outside your doors
    a whole night what weve got in store
    whisper in my ear that you want some more
    and I

    JIZZ IN MY PANTS
    This really never happens you can take my word
    I wont apologize, thats just absurd
    Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
    and now I
    JIZZ IN MY PANTS
    dont tell your friends or Ill say your a slut
    plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
    Im very sensitive, some would say thats a plus

    Now Ill go home and change

    I need a few things from the grocery
    do things alone now mostly
    left me heart broken not lookin for love
    surprised in my eyes when I looked above
    the check out counter and I saw a face
    My heart stood still so did time and space
    Never felt that I could feel real again
    But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
    She turned to me thats when she said it
    Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?
    And I

    JIZZED IN MY PANTS
    Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
    But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3
    And now Im posed in an awkward stance because I
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS
    To be fair you were flirting a lot
    plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
    please stop acting like youre not impressed
    One more thing, Im gonna play by check

    Last week - I saw a film
    As I recall it was a horror film
    Walked outside into the rain
    Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS

    Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
    need to get away need to make a dash
    A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
    JIZZ IN MY PANTS

    The next day my alarm goes off and I
    JIZZ IN MY PANTS

    Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
    JIZZ IN MY PANTS

    When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS

    I just ate a grape and I
    JIZZEDINMY PANTS
    JIZZEDINMY PANTS

    Ok seriously you guys can weok

    I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOURE NEXT TO ME
    AND WHEN WERE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
    YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
    I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

    Cuz I
    JIZZINMY PANTS
    (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
    yes I JIZZINMY PANTS
    (I jizz in my pants , I jizz in my pants)
 

brett

Well-Known Member
This is gold. I still prefer Dick in a Box.

SNL's Dear Sister and the subsequent parodies on YouTube are a favourite of mine - they're not for everyone though.
 

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